The Tabletop Money Blueprint

Start with the arithmetic

Run the rule you were handed. Watch it fail on the median person.

The 30% housing threshold isn't folklore — it's the federal definition. HUD calls a household cost-burdened above 30% of income. So take the median full-time worker aged 25–34, put them in a median-priced apartment, and do the division.

The median person vs. the standard advice

Median usual weekly earnings, full-time, age 25–34BLS · Q2 2026 · released July 21, 2026

$1,160

That, as monthly income — before any tax× 52 ÷ 12

$5,027

30% of it — the federal cost-burden lineHUD · CHAS definition

$1,508

Median asking rent, vacant units, U.S.Census HVS · Q1 2026 · released April 28, 2026

$1,579

Over the line — before a single dollar of taxAnd for full-time workers aged 16–24, median rent is 45% of gross

−$71

You weren't failing the rule. The rule was a description of what average households did in a different decade, repackaged as an instruction for you. This workbook replaces it with a number that actually works across any income, any city, any age.

What's in it, in dollars

It pays for itself on page 31. Then it keeps paying.

Not vague promises — specific, arithmetic-checkable fixes, each one traced to a government rate you can look up yourself.

Closes Sept 30

$225

The student loan discount almost nobody knows about

The auto-pay interest reduction went from 0.25% to 1.00%. On a $30,000 balance that's ~$225 back in year one. Five minutes to claim — and enrollment closes September 30, 2026.

U.S. Dept. of Education · June 18, 2026

$1,537

And 27 months of your life back

Cards carrying a balance average 22.15%. On $5,000, moving from $150/month to $250 kills it in 2 years instead of 4 years 4 months. The guide shows where the extra $100 comes from.

Federal Reserve G.19 · May 2026 data

$1,000

Straight off your tax bill

The Saver's Credit — a credit, not a deduction. Most people under 35 who qualify have never heard of it, and most who assume they qualify don't. There are three conditions; all three are in the book.

IRS Notice 2025-67 · Nov 13, 2025

$29,000

What a fee you never noticed costs

The SEC's own published math: 0.25% vs 1.00% on a $100,000 portfolio over 20 years. Three-quarters of a point. The guide shows you how to find what you're actually paying.

SEC Investor Bulletin · Pub. No. 164

$114

For one afternoon of work

One-year Treasuries paid 3.86% in late July 2026. If your savings earns near nothing, that gap on a $3,000 balance is money you're handing your bank for free.

Federal Reserve H.15 · July 29, 2026

52 sources

So you can check every word

Each with the agency, the report name, and the publication date. Where a number couldn't be verified from a primary source, it was left out instead of guessed — and the book says which ones.

Full source list in the back of the guide

What you download

Three files. One is a tool nobody else ships.

Most guides give you a PDF you read once. This gives you two things you'll open every week for years.

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PDF · print-ready

The Blueprint

A 77-page editorial workbook, designed to be printed and written in.

Six sections, in the order money actually moves
21 fill-in worksheets
The Floor Number method
Every 2026 IRS limit, on one tear-out page

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XLSX · live formulas

The Command Center

A real working spreadsheet, not a screenshot of one.

Budget with a live dashboard
Debt engine — runs avalanche vs. snowball on your debts
Emergency fund, net worth, savings goals
Excel, Numbers, or Google Sheets

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HTML · works offline

The Money Toolkit

Twelve calculators in a single file. Double-click, it opens in your browser.

Paycheck decoder with 2026 brackets
Debt payoff, fee drag, compound growth
Student loan RAP estimator
No account, no subscription, no internet

Honest fit

This isn't for everyone. Here's who it's not for.

Buy it if

You're between 16 and 35 and nobody ever actually explained any of this
You've tried budgeting apps and quit by week three
You have a credit card balance and you're not sure what it's costing
You have federal student loans and the 2026 changes confused you
You want to start investing but don't know the right order
You're tired of advice that won't say where its numbers came from

Skip it if

You want stock picks or a ticker to buy — this deliberately doesn't do that
You're looking for a way to get rich quickly
You want personalised advice for your exact situation — that requires a licensed professional, and the guide tells you how to find and verify one
You already track every dollar, know your effective tax rate, and audit your fund fees annually
You won't open it. It's a workbook. It only works if you write in it.

Before you buy

Questions worth asking

Is this financial advice?

No, and that's deliberate. This is educational material about how the U.S. financial system works. The author is not a registered investment adviser, not a broker, not a CPA, and not an attorney.

The guide never tells you what to buy. What it does instead is give you the questions that determine the answer — your time horizon, your tax situation, what you're paying in fees, and who's on the other side of a transaction. It also prints the free SEC and FINRA lookup tools so you can check anyone who does advise you.

What makes this different from free content?

Sourcing. Most free personal-finance content repeats rules of thumb whose origin nobody can name, using numbers nobody dates. This guide traces every figure to a primary government publication — the agency, the report, and the release date — so you can verify any claim in it.

It also flags what it couldn't verify. Several commonly quoted statistics were left out entirely rather than estimated, and the book says which ones and why. That's not something free content usually does.

I'm 17 / I don't have a job yet. Is it too early?

It's the best possible time. Sections 01 and 02 are about a paycheck you haven't received yet, which means you'll set it up right the first time instead of unwinding habits later.

Section 05 shows why starting five years earlier is worth more than any investment decision you'll make afterwards. That section is worth more to a 17-year-old than to a 30-year-old, by a wide margin.

Do I need Excel for the spreadsheet?

No. It opens in Microsoft Excel, Apple Numbers, LibreOffice, or Google Sheets — all of which have free versions. Every formula is standard; there are no macros and nothing to install.

What is the calculator toolkit, exactly?

A single HTML file. You double-click it and it opens in whatever browser you already have. Twelve calculators — paycheck decoder, floor number and runway, emergency fund timeline, savings goals, debt payoff, avalanche vs. snowball, student loan RAP estimator, the minimum payment trap, compound growth, fee drag, and 401(k) match.

It requires no internet connection, no account, and no subscription. Nothing is sent anywhere. It runs entirely on your device and it will still work in ten years, because it doesn't depend on a service that can shut down.

The data will go out of date. Then what?

Some of it will, and the guide says so plainly — contribution limits change annually, rates change constantly, and the student loan rules have scheduled changes through July 2028.

That's why the last page is a dated appendix of every figure with its source, and why the whole book is built around teaching you to check the date on a number rather than trusting one. The method doesn't expire.

Can I get a refund?

Yes — 30 days, no questions. Read it, fill it in, run the calculators. If it doesn't find you more than $27, ask and you'll get your money back.

The numbers you were given were measuring the wrong thing.